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hardcorehousewife:

emmaphorisms:

Females grow pubic hair

Not all labias are symmetrical

Big clitorises are not unnatural

Vaginal secretions exist outside of sexual arousal

These secretions have a smell

Some more pungent than others

The female reproductive system is not dirty

The female body can be hairy and a bit smelly and it will appear different for everyone

And that’s okay

file under: shit i was not taught in school but fuck i wish it was

power-thrashingdeath:

This is the song of my whole life

Shakedown 1979
Cool kids never have the time <3

2014 Presidential Rankings: #1

deadpresidents:

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

16th President of the United States (1861-1865)

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Full Name: Abraham Lincoln
Born: February 12, 1809, Hardin County (present-day LaRue County), Kentucky
Political Party: Republican
State Represented: Illinois
Term: March 4, 1861-April 15, 1865 (Assassinated)
Age at Inauguration: 52 years, 20 days
Administration: 19th and 20th
Congresses: 37th, 38th, and 39th
Vice Presidents: Hannibal Hamlin (1st term: 1861-1865) and Andrew Johnson (2nd term: 1865; Assumed the Presidency upon Lincoln’s death)
Died: April 15, 1865, Petersen’s Boarding House, 516 10th Street NW, Washington, D.C.
Age at Death: 56 years, 62 days
Buried: Oak Ridge Cemetery, Springfield, Illinois

2012 Dead Presidents Ranking: 1 of 43 [↔]

There was a time where I could consider Washington or FDR as #1 instead of Lincoln, but not anymore.  The more that I read about everything that Abraham Lincoln had to overcome in order to hold the North together so that the Union could fight the Civil War combined with all of the personal struggles that Lincoln faced — not just growing up and somehow becoming President, but AS President — makes him the closest thing in my eyes to a miracle.  If a religious person wants to make an argument for God, don’t do it with Jesus or Moses or the Bible, instead talk to me about Abraham Lincoln and what he did during the Civil War and how his time on Earth ended as soon as the war came to a close.  That’s an argument I might listen to if you want to talk to me about destiny.  Lincoln was the greatest President, the greatest American, one of the greatest people in the history of the world.  And he’s undoubtedly my #1.

PREVIOUS RANKINGS:
1948: Schlesinger Sr./Life Magazine:  1 of 29
1962: Schlesinger Sr./New York Times Magazine:  1 of 31
1982: Neal/Chicago Tribune Magazine:  1 of 38
1990: Siena Institute:  2 of 40
1996: Schlesinger Jr./New York Times Magazine:  1 of 39
2000: C-SPAN Survey of Historians:  1 of 41
2000: C-SPAN Public Opinion Poll:  1 of 41
2005: Wall Street Journal/Presidential Leadership:  2 of 40
2009: C-SPAN Survey of Historians:  1 of 42
2010: Siena Institute:  3 of 43
2011: University of London’s U.S. Presidency Centre:  2 of 40

*takes a bullet for the cheetah girls*

Via
Canon CanoScan LiDE 210
startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

startariott:

“just because drunk people drop shit” 

helioscentrifuge:

repede:

chrisisgross:

You have two options when you’re looking for an apartment in the French Quarter

I’ll take haunted, I don’t care, I’ll punch a ghost. I’ll punch ten ghosts. I’ll punch fifty ghosts. I’ll punch every single ghost in this country. I’ll punch every ghost in the world. And when I die, I’ll punch my own ghost.

slow down there danny phantom

literallysokka:

Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

God dammit this movie is so wonderful

kaylanewell:


i passed this on my bike the other day and it made me feel better and now look here it is again

kaylanewell:

i passed this on my bike the other day and it made me feel better and now look here it is again

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world; indeed it’s the only thing that ever has…"
Margaret Mead  (via derpladerp)